Pamper yourself like a queen bee
Lotion
{8oz pump bottles}
Q: Dear Double J,
I've been on a few dates with this ferociously attractive man but every time I reach out to hold his hand he crinkles his nose and pulls away like my hands are sooo repulsive! Help! I am desperate to keep my man!
Sincerely,
Man Hands in Montana.
A: Dear Man Hands,
Unless you plan on carrying around a pair of handcuffs in your purse on every date the only sensible solution would be to add our moisturizing lotion to your beauty regimen. We use only the best ingredients making your skin irresistible to the touch. Combine your new silky skin with our tantalizing scents and we can only dare Mr. Ferocious to keep his hands off you!
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